feeding schedules?

If someone tried to put ME on a feeding schedule, there would be hell to pay.  but apparently many people have their babies on feeding schedules.  they look like this:

5:30 a.m 5 oz bottle

(back to sleep till 8/8:30)

9:30: 5 oz bottle

10:30-11:30 Nap

11:30- Stage 2 Fruit

1:30- 5 oz

3:30- 4:30 Nap

5:00 -Stage 2 Veggie

7:30- 5 oz mixed with a little rice cereal, and off to bed.

So I made one for us.  It looks like this:

3:00 am  nurse baby as tired of listening to her whining.

4:30 am nurse baby in desperate attempt to get more sleep

6:30 am nurse again and up for the day

8:00 am try to feed baby oatmeal with fruit.  baby makes horrible face, spits out all food.  give baby banana, baby mashes banana all around face, possibly ingests 1 teaspoon.  

9:30  nurse more.  how many ounces?  how would i know that?

12:00  nurse again.  distract baby from my lunch by giving her an apple core to chew on.  mmmmm....so delicious.  

3:30 nurse again.

5:00  give baby some steamed broccoli.  baby drops broccoli on the floor 7 times before I decide its too dirty to give back to her.  baby cries.  finger feed baby most of an egg yolk.  

6:30  nurse again.  bed time!  refuse to nurse baby again until 3:00 am in futile bid to decrease # of times baby wakes in night.  

repeat until crazy